Weird News

Now, what should I give my girlfriend for her birthday? I had a big success at Christmas — I gave her a toolbox. Yes, I do spoil her.I have not been to the West Indies this January, the first time I

Now, what should I give my girlfriend for her birthday? I had a big success at Christmas I gave her a toolbox. Yes, I do spoil her.
I have not been to the West Indies this January, the first time I have missed my annual trip since 1985, when my wife treated me for my 50th. I will probably never go again, alas, so I have in theory saved a fortune. Now, where has this fortune gone. Under the bed? No, theres a cold hot-water bottle there.
Something feminine that women really like, perhaps, such as Prosecco? The gels today all drink that. No taste, if you ask me. I decided on perfume. Yes, very original. Claire always wears make-up, only takes her an